Is
your bed on fire, Honey? Don't be embarrassed.
That happens to me all the time. Cat got your
tongue? I know just how to soothe it. My sweet
juices are better than aloe...
You ever feel bruised? Imagine my healing hands
all over that stressed-out body of yours. I'll
use vanilla oils and give you a good soul hunger.
If this was 911 I'd have you wrap a nice warm
raw steak around that throbbing rod of yours and
talk you through a stiff massage.
If I were a doctor I'd get you on an examining
table and I'd know just what to do. Don't move!
Remain still. I'm going to have to cut your clothes
off...first the shirt...then the pants... OH!
Look what was trapped in there. I think that was
our problem all along. Now that we've removed
the restriction...I just want to give it a few
breaths...maybe a lick...some soft sucking...there
doesn't seem to be any permanent damage...
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